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WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE SCARF (UNPAID INTERN)

MADE TO ORDER - PLEASE ALLOW 1 WEEK BEFORE SHIPPING

Do you want people to pay more attention to you? Try out this easy to wear fashion scarf. Hand made in the U.S.A.

You know what season it is, it's skinny scarf season. Skinny scarf, whose purpose is not warmth, but instead... announcement of one's "unique" personality and "refined sense of taste." When not "in use" why not think outta the box and consider this as a "soft sculpture" for your stinky home by simply displaying this floppy thing on an empty wall. Just think of all your ways your friends and family will be impressed by you. Wear with a shirt or accessorize your luminous nudity, I won't stop you, I'm not your parental guardian, the options are endless.

I'll make you this very scarf for $80. Alternatively, if you want custom text (limit one word each side, 6 character maximum per word) add $20 and we got ourselves a deal ???? if you hate these colors I have other colors too just message me. Made to order, made from second hand acrylic yarn so it will actually live forever, generations upon generations until your enemies destroy your beloved possessions with fire or scissors. Consider me this, for one simple price, you have an object that is both a wonderfully soft indestructible accessory and acrylic sculpture. You know what, in a pinch you could also use this as a skinny hand towel for damp hands.

Material: upcycled vegan fiber

Measurements: length ~48in / width ~1.25in

CareHand wash cold. Air dry.