TEENY TINY TOTE
MADE TO ORDER - PLEASE ALLOW 1 WEEK BEFORE SHIPPING
Hand knit lace bag with double-sided design so you can show the world if you feel happy or sad.
Material: 100% cotton fiber, two metal carabiners, and plastic chain. In a pinch, the chain also comes in handy when one needs to identify dangerous areas that are approx. 1ft in sq ft (such as a liquid spill on the counter).
Color: white and yellow
Bag: 21 x 12 x 1 cm
Chain + 2 carabiners total length: 49 cm
Unclip the carabiners/chain, pop the bag in a mesh laundry bag, toss in the laundry machine with your whites. Be warry of watches, kittens, corners, dangling jewelry etc, lace may be prone to snagging. you can massage the knit back into place whenever this happens.
Great for itty bitty acts of consumption. Take this tiny bag to the grocery store. Get 3 apples OR 2 bananas, but not both. You choose your destiny. 1 bottle of wine OR 2 cans of fizz, but not both. A thing of pasta AND some spaghetti sauce because DUH, BOTH. Got it? When roommates ask you, "hey can you get me some cabbage at the bodega?" You can finally reply "no can do, cabbage will not fit in my tiny bag, besides cabbage is gross." Wear this bag around your neck like a necklace, on the shoulder, or just hold it with your damn hand. If you're a small child, you could even wear around your waist, loincloth style.
*if you are allergic to cotton, metal, or plastic, you are out of luck, next time ask your mom to SKIP the cesarian section and birth you vaginally, so as to colonize you properly therefore reducing your predisposition to allergies
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