Cotton lace knit by hand in 100% cotton featuring two carabiners and 🆒 🆒 🆒 chain. In a pinch, the chain also come in handy when one needs to identify dangerous areas that are approx. 1ft in size (such as a liquid spill on the counter). Double sided design so you can show the world if you feel happy or sad.
Great for itty bitty acts of consumption. Take this tiny bag to grocery store. Get 3 apples OR 2 bananas, but not both. You choose your destiny. 1 bottle of wine OR 2 cans of fizz, but not both. A thing of pasta AND some spaghetti sauce because DUH, BOTH. Got it? When roommates ask you, "hey can you get me some cabbage at the bodega?" You can finally reply "no can do, cabbage will not fit in my tiny bag, besides cabbage is gross." Wear this bag around your neck like a necklace, on the shoulder, or just hold it with your damn hand. If you're a small child, you could even wear around your waist, loin cloth style.