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2021 Sexy Dongle Calendar: DONGLES GONE WILD

2021 Sexy Dongle Calendar: DONGLES GONE WILD

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Do u ♥️love♥️ to FEEL HORNY? Do you wonder *when* you are in the time-space continuum? You're in luck, DONGLES GONE WILD presents SEXY DONGLE CALENDAR 2021!!!!!! 

Size : 11" x 17"

Material : Printed at home on uncoated cardstock and hand stapled by yours truly

Care: keep away from wet

 

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