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Baby's First Rejection

Baby's First Rejection

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Make your baby tough as nails by swathing your progeny with this taste-of-the-real-world blanket. You can even add your baby's name, for a bespoke design, so the message really SINKS in. Contact me directly for customized product. Knit as 2-color DBJ with optional fringe.

Trust me, your child will thank you for the double gift of "can-do-attitude" and "never-give-up-mentality", and what price and one put on that...really?

Measures approximately 40in x 30in

Knit with 100% cotton

Made to order. Allow 2 weeks before shipping.

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Made by hand in the USA