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Huge Hairy Tube 001

Huge Hairy Tube 001

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Have you, a distinguished shopper with fine taste, been searching for a large soft sculpture for your well furnished home? Look no further! This large one-of-a-kind sculpture will wow any guest so lucky as to visit your elegant home. Our huge hairy tube offers a unique feature: a removable outer shell, that can be washed separately, or spot cleaned as needed, now THAT's what I call practical! 

 What are you waiting for? Please contact a representative at Sweet Tooth Hotel with serious inquiries

 *This product is part of a LIMITED TIME ONLINE POPUP with LIMITED AVAILABILITY*

 

Care: spot clean with cold water & air dry

Measurements: length ~48" , diameter ~8.5"

Outer shell material: vegan yarn, Filling: memory foam pillow

For consumer safety, this product is intended as "art", recommended ages 12 and up

 

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ABOUT SOFT SURPRISE

Here at Soft Surprise, we offer the best novelty garbage money can buy. We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our soft goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. 

This item is 100% handcrafted and knitted by Joanna Lin (aka Soft Surprise), please allow for slight variances in color, size, shape etc.

Work and images © Soft Surprise, LLC 2022, All rights reserved.

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