Sexy Dongle Calendar: DONGLES GONE WILD (ed. II)

(NOTE: SET AS THE INTERNATIONAL FIXED CALENDAR)

Do u ♥️love♥️ to FEEL HORNY? Do you wonder *when* you are in the time-space continuum*? You're in luck, DONGLES GONE WILD presents SEXY DONGLE CALENDAR, the second edition, now set in the international fixed calendar so you can use this calendar forever 

Size : 11" x 17"

Material : Printed at home on uncoated cardstock and hand stapled by yours truly

Care: keep away from wet

*doesn't actually help you know when you are in the time-space continuum, unless you are fluent in translating international fixed calendar to gregorian calendar