Welcome!!! [airhorn blast x3]

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We're a premiere e-commerce marketplace of homemade dopamine decor, asinine accessories, and other silly subversive surprises that MAY or MAY NOT inspire:

• EVERLASTING JOY
• CREATIVE CAMARADERIES
• SATISFACTION IN SPENDING YOUR ADULT MONEY ON SILLY THINGS YOUR MOM WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
• AND MORE

...at everyday commensurate prices!

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Now thats what I call Affordable Silly Stuff (A.S.S.)! Help yourself to a serving of A.S.S., while supplies last!

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We aim to help creatives and weirdos satisfy the capitalistic urge to shop & collect as a means to construct a rich external world that mirrors your inner complexities, nuanced preferences, and refined taste—we just might have the perfect products for those who may or may not be emotionally bankrupt but are still filling the void one oddly specific purchase at a time! Pls visit us anytime at a URL near you and we hope you enjoy your stay ❤️