Allium Silly Stuff
TY FOR BEING HERE!
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Ever since I was a little girl, I wanted to optimize revenue streams by strategically positioning additively manufactured, fused deposition modeled bio-based thermoplastic polymers in the consumer market.
Thanks to your attention and support, I am afforded the privilege to design, manufacture, assemble, and ship all of these silly products on a made-to-order basis from my bedroom in DFW, TX.
by soft surprise
5 STAR RECOMMENDATIONS
SAUSAGE OF THE NIGHT
THIS is by far my personal favorite design I've made to date. The light emissions are perfectly moody and and dare I say, a littlest bits sensual...sausage has never been so SEXY, see for yourself! I double (hot)dog dare you!
SEXY DONGLE POSTCARDS
Revitalize the dying art form of flirting via a sexy postcard! I KNOW you have cute friends you're in platonic love with! Surprise them with a flirty flourish. This timeline is so cursed we gotta flort the flirts now while we have the chance
HAIRY TUBES
Making the same thing over and over has been a (worm) prison of my own making for the past 5 years. If youre fortunate enough to catch these in stock, know that I chose suffering so that you could choose joy. And that's motherhood™
garlic girl cast a spell on you
Born from the days when I would eat so much raw garlic 'til my body was shaking, just to feel something, thankfully I've found another outlet for my love of garlic (THIS). Perfect for kitchens, hallways, she sheds etc
