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(unsanctioned suggestions) what to do with a hairy tube:

put it in your shirt to confuse predators about your true silhouette, scrub your dirty dishes, wear it like a loin cloth, pretend you need "lumbar" support, gently tickle your crush, symbolically protect grandpa's urn from enemies, toss it around with the boys after some cold ones, wear it like a headband, zip tie it to your toilet seat for comfort and support, sing to it like it's a baby, wow so many options, my mind is racing! As always DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I'M NOT YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN!

"Collection"

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