2020 - Find my flaccid tubes at Sweet Tooth Hotel (dallas, texas)
power of imagination
what is destination?
and then what?
Meet the Pee P. Nut Nut(s)
many a thing
"I want to impress my friends & family, but I do not know how! PLEASE HELP!"
Here at Soft Surprise, we explore silly and extravagant ideas through making “products" (AKA "garbage"💰). We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. In our burgeoning catalog, feast your rotten little mind on sausage sweaters🌭, titular toy testicles🍘, toilet fashions🚽, and MORE👽! Finally, money CAN buy you: popularity, approval, and possibly even...love❤️️
"express" yourself with "quirky" clothes (1 of a kind)
FROM OUR BUTT, TO YOURS
Show the world who you really are
maybe next week?