NOVELTY GARBAGE 💰 designed and handmade in the U.S.A. 🇺🇸

GIVE THE GIFT OF "NOT SADNESS"

Here at Soft Surprise, we explore silly and extravagant ideas through making “products" (AKA "garbage"💰). We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. In our burgeoning catalog, feast your rotten little mind on sausage sweaters🌭, titular toy testicles🍘, toilet fashions🚽, and MORE👽! Finally, money CAN buy you: popularity, approval, and possibly even...love❤️️

Our soft goods are made with passion and care. Every item is 100% handcrafted, allow for slight variances in color, size, shape etc.

The Pee Pee Nut Nut Family

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↘️"Happily Ever After"↙️

Sometimes after a long day at work I’m laying in bed, tired, feeling down and M. will come over and shake mr pee p nut nut and make him do a little dance and I always burst out laughing he makes me so happy I love his happy face and eyelashes so much, he’s just perfect!! 😭👏👏👏👏👏👏🌈

Happy Customer #01

I have to tell you I bought this for my boyfriend for his birthday and he is obsessed with it! Mr. Pee P Nut Nut is quality people

Happy Customer #02

Don't buy this garbage, just go on a walk instead. There is nothing happy in asinine objects, mindless shopping, or "silly" art. I'd rather give my hard earned American dollars to a REAL capitalist! Take your bucks and run. Save yourself from a life of regret and emptiness!

Unhappy Customer #37

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