Explore Our "Modern" "Lifestyle" "Products"
s. sweaters
Pee P. Nut Nut
Toilet
Garments
Accessories
Stationary
2020 - Find my flaccid tubes at Sweet Tooth Hotel (dallas, texas)
ANYTHING
power of imagination
ANYWHERE
what is destination?
ANYTIME
and then what?
sausage sweaters
Meet the Pee P. Nut Nut(s)
SOMETHING
many a thing
SOMEWHERE
i wonder
SOMETIME
who knows?
"I want to impress my friends & family, but I do not know how! PLEASE HELP!"
Here at Soft Surprise, we explore silly and extravagant ideas through making “products" (AKA "garbage"💰). We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. In our burgeoning catalog, feast your rotten little mind on sausage sweaters🌭, titular toy testicles🍘, toilet fashions🚽, and MORE👽! Finally, money CAN buy you: popularity, approval, and possibly even...love❤️️
"express" yourself with "quirky" clothes (1 of a kind)
FROM OUR BUTT, TO YOURS
Show the world who you really are
Useless, yet also Timeless
Our soft goods are made with passion and care. Every item is 100% handcrafted, allow for slight variances in color, size, shape etc.
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NOTHING
here
NOWHERE
who cares?
NOTIME
maybe next week?
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