NOVELTY GARBAGE 💰 designed and handmade in the U.S.A. 🇺🇸

Silly 

Oh Really?

Conceptual

How so?

Impractical

Butt, why?

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s. sweaters

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Pee P. Nut Nut

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Toilet

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Garments

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Accessories

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Stationary

2020 - Find my flaccid tubes at Sweet Tooth Hotel (dallas, texas)

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ANYTHING

power of imagination

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ANYWHERE

what is destination?

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ANYTIME

and then what?

sausage sweaters

USA 4EVR
USA 4EVR
USA 4EVR

USA 4EVR

$19.99
Mustard Dog
Mustard Dog
Mustard Dog

Mustard Dog

$19.99
Bone This
Bone This
Bone This

Bone This

$19.99
10 inches
10 inches
10 inches

10 inches

$19.99
Sausage Daddy
Sausage Daddy
Sausage Daddy

Sausage Daddy

$19.99
Eggplant
Eggplant
Eggplant

Eggplant

$19.99

Meet the Pee P. Nut Nut(s)

Doctor Pee P. Nut Nut
Doctor Pee P. Nut Nut
Doctor Pee P. Nut Nut
Doctor Pee P. Nut Nut
Doctor Pee P. Nut Nut

Doctor Pee P. Nut Nut

$25.00
Monsieur Pee P. Nut Nut
Monsieur Pee P. Nut Nut
Monsieur Pee P. Nut Nut
Monsieur Pee P. Nut Nut
Monsieur Pee P. Nut Nut

Monsieur Pee P. Nut Nut

$16.00
Mister Pee P. Nut Nut
Mister Pee P. Nut Nut
Mister Pee P. Nut Nut
Mister Pee P. Nut Nut
Mister Pee P. Nut Nut
Mister Pee P. Nut Nut

Mister Pee P. Nut Nut

$12.00
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SOMETHING

many a thing

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i wonder

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SOMETIME

who knows?

Please Flush As You Go
Please Flush As You Go
Please Flush As You Go

"I want to impress my friends & family, but I do not know how! PLEASE HELP!"

Here at Soft Surprise, we explore silly and extravagant ideas through making “products" (AKA "garbage"💰). We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. In our burgeoning catalog, feast your rotten little mind on sausage sweaters🌭, titular toy testicles🍘, toilet fashions🚽, and MORE👽! Finally, money CAN buy you: popularity, approval, and possibly even...love❤️️

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"express" yourself with "quirky" clothes (1 of a kind)

Dirty Girl
Dirty Girl

Dirty Girl

$70.00
Purebred Alien
Purebred Alien

Purebred Alien

$60.00
I Got Milk, What About You?
I Got Milk, What About You?

I Got Milk, What About You?

$60.00
Heart of Gold
Heart of Gold

Heart of Gold

$70.00
Aunt Ant
Aunt Ant
Aunt Ant

Aunt Ant

$60.00
Fashion Skirt
Fashion Skirt

Fashion Skirt

$60.00

FROM OUR BUTT, TO YOURS

America The Beautiful
America The Beautiful
America The Beautiful

America The Beautiful

$0.00
P is for Potato
P is for Potato
P is for Potato

P is for Potato

$0.00
Ass You Like
Ass You Like
Ass You Like

Ass You Like

$0.00
Data Deposit
Data Deposit
Data Deposit

Data Deposit

$0.00

Show the world who you really are

Empty Inside Scarf
Empty Inside Scarf

Empty Inside Scarf

$70.00
Voice of Raisin
Voice of Raisin
Voice of Raisin

Voice of Raisin

$6.00
Romaintic Earring
Romaintic Earring
Romaintic Earring

Romaintic Earring

$14.00
French Fry Earring
French Fry Earring
French Fry Earring

French Fry Earring

$12.00
One Dollar Scarf
One Dollar Scarf

One Dollar Scarf

$1.00
One Hundred Dollars Scarf
One Hundred Dollars Scarf

One Hundred Dollars Scarf

$100.00
One Thousand Dollars Scarf
One Thousand Dollars Scarf

One Thousand Dollars Scarf

$1,000.00
One Million Dollars Scarf
One Million Dollars Scarf

One Million Dollars Scarf

$1,000,000.00

Post Cards

Post Cards
Post Cards
Post Cards
Post Cards
Post Cards
Post Cards
Post Cards
Post Cards
Post Cards
$2.00

Useless, yet also Timeless

Our soft goods are made with passion and care. Every item is 100% handcrafted, allow for slight variances in color, size, shape etc.

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here

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who cares?

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maybe next week?

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