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Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)
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Hairy Tubes I (Sweet)

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Upon first glance, one may think these vibrant soft sculptures are based on sour gummy worms but with closer inspection, one may come to realize they are in fact based on the human body. 

Size: ~3in x ~21in

Material : mixed fiber shell and polyfil stuffing

Care: spot clean if dirty

20% off when you buy more than one hairy tube, discount automatically applied at checkout

(unsanctioned suggestions) what to do with a hairy tube:

put it in your shirt to confuse predators about your true silhouette, scrub your dirty dishes, wear it like a loin cloth, pretend you need "lumbar" support, gently tickle your crush, symbolically protect grandpa's urn from enemies, toss it around with the boys after some cold ones, wear it like a headband, zip tie it to your toilet seat for comfort and support, sing to it like it's a baby, wow so many options, my mind is racing! As always DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I'M NOT YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN!

2021 Sexy Dongle Calendar: DONGLES GONE WILD
2021 Sexy Dongle Calendar: DONGLES GONE WILD
2021 Sexy Dongle Calendar: DONGLES GONE WILD
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2021 Sexy Dongle Calendar: DONGLES GONE WILD

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Do u ♥️love♥️ to FEEL HORNY? Do you wonder *when* you are in the time-space continuum? You're in luck, DONGLES GONE WILD presents SEXY DONGLE CALENDAR 2021!!!!!! 

Size : 11" x 17"

Material : Printed at home on uncoated cardstock and hand stapled by yours truly

Care: keep away from wet

 

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