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I had to buy 500 of this towel just to have access to the jacquard weaving towel machine [sometimes the price of love is finding semi permanent storage for 9 huge boxes of hand towels in the books and crannies of your home] It'll probably take me 10 years to sell all them at the rate that I'm going, but rest assured the towels will increase in price as I naturally release inventory to their forever homes over time. This pricing model is a crowd favorite, tried and tested by megabus (pardon the name drop), thereby rewarding my early investors with special pricing and punishing latecomers and hurting them in the only place that matters in this economy. Why pay more for this towel later when you could pay less for this towel now? You know what they say, the early bird gets the cheaper towel price, you'll never know when I'll feel the time to do a price increase.

Side effects may or may not include reduced hand wetness

SPECIFICATIONS

Dimensions: 31.5”H x 20”W x 0.25”D

Weight: 0.25lbs

MATERIAL

Body & Trim: 600GSM 100% Cotton

CARE

Machine wash and tumble dry before use to fluff it up. Do not bleach.

This is a collectible artwork not a toy. This is not intended for children 12 and under.