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Do you have US type A or B outlets? Do you experience...darkness? Do you love sausage (derogatory)? Boy oh BOY, do I have "the thing" for you, introducing: SAUSAGE OF THE NIGHT. Finally with THIS very microplastic night light, you can bask at last in a warm hellish glow that rivals your mother's womb
Side effects may include: satisfying the capitalistic urge to shop & collect as a means to construct a rich external world that mirrors your inner complexities, nuanced preferences, and refined taste. oh to express oneself, its all we have afterall
SPECIFICATIONSDimensions: 8”H x 3”W x 2”DWeight: 0.4lbsBulb: E12 6W LED 4000kVoltage: 120VOn/Off: Manual MATERIALShade: Biodegradable plastic (polylactic acid)Base: Plastic and metal CAREIndoor use only. Grip at the base when handling, tip can be fragile. Avoid exposure to excessive heat. Dust with dry cloth. Out of precaution, don’t leave on unattended. Use LED bulbs ONLY This is a collectible artwork not a toy. This is not intended for children 12 and under.
MATERIALShade: Biodegradable plastic (polylactic acid)Base: Plastic and metal
CAREIndoor use only. Grip at the base when handling, tip can be fragile. Avoid exposure to excessive heat. Dust with dry cloth. Out of precaution, don’t leave on unattended. Use LED bulbs ONLY
This is a collectible artwork not a toy. This is not intended for children 12 and under.
SEXIEST night light ever.
i have never had a better night light in my life
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