[MADE TO ORDER, PLS ALLOW UP TO 2 WEEKS FOR FULFILLMENT]

[US SHIPPING ONLY]

Do you have US type A or B outlets? Do you experience...darkness? Do you love MINIATURE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING?

Even at the A.S.S. company, we're not immune to #shrinkflation and the ever growing fiscal demands of simply exisitng in the modern world. Here's to the tradition of making products smaller while keeping prices relatively A.S.S. Gambling is OPTIONAL at A.S.S. HQ, we love the illusion of choice, you may or may not choose to a mystery blind box, or what if for jsut a few dollhairs more, choose from an automatic night light that looks like a man tool, man water, man juice, man lube, man cone, man ball, man power, or man drugs.

Side effects may include: satisfying the capitalistic urge to shop & collect as a means to construct a rich external world that mirrors your inner complexities, nuanced preferences, and refined taste. oh to express oneself, its all we have afterall

SPECIFICATIONS
AVERAGE Dimensions: 3.5”H x 3.5”W x 2.5”D
AVERAGE Weight: 2oz
Bulb: built in LED 4000k
On/Off: AUTOMATIC

MATERIAL
Shade: Biodegradable plastic (polylactic acid)
Base: Plastic and metal

CARE
Indoor use only. Avoid exposure to excessive heat. Dust with dry cloth. 

This is a collectible artwork not a toy. This is not intended for children 12 and under.